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--> Today I saw a paramedic eating a big mag in his EMS car.
--> I realized the sound of arm gestures while wearing a leather jacket closely resembles a light rain on a canvas tent
--> Rice pudding is amazing eaten once a day. Eaten twice, and you will want to die..
--> I will walk two city blocks for a sprite zero.
--> While making family holiday plans, I realized I was the only one of legal age without a prior agenda (boyfriends, in-laws)...I was available for ALL possible and tentative functions (violins)
