Those Damn Parisians

This is what I stumbled upon while walking to work this morning. I would like to know how this whole baguette came to dwell curbside. A latenight carb attack, defeated? Some comment on the ironic eco-friendliness of littering with bread? The wreckless littering of a person who had just discovered they had celiac?

Curious.

Whole baguette found on the streets. Untouched?