I have to get this off my chest...
The pop band Hinder represents everything that is wrong with the world today. They are the hair-sprayed version of Nickleback (and when you are cheesier than Nickleback, you should just go ahead and literally endorse a brand of cheese - aged Hinder?). They are "rockstars" with pre-ripped jeans and shark tooth necklaces...you know what I mean.
Exhibit A is the picture above. I think it is a rockstar dream sequence -- the band in a strip club and a plot ensues. Notice the photo shoot was too much for one of the Hinder-ists as he couldn't even stay to pose for the promo (highlighted). Also, note the impending BJ for the Hinder-ist in the foreground. Or maybe this isn't a promo shot, but just the band doing some research for the flavour of their cheese -- Jack Daniels and vagina.
Exhibit B is the new video, "use me." Universal Music thought the video too important and high profile to be posted anywhere, so they disabled the embedded text. You can view the flesh/hairspray/guttural "huh"s/lowerback tattoos/Zeller's Request line/ bad taste here.
Did I mention the frontman's name is Austin Winkler? (insert witty association with the Fonz here) They are a treasure trove, I know. Why don't they just quit music and walk around in their underwear to get the humiliation over with...
Oh wait. They've already done that...
Ok, I've said my peace.
