I have a huge headache from all the sugar I consumed yesterday -- Two pieces of white bread with jam, Pop Rocks, and Laffy Taffy. Gross. Read more here.
My mouth is dry and my spine feels like a metal rod with my kabob'd and knotted muscles around it. My head is going to Pop off in a million red and purple juiced chunks.
This calls for Advil.
Update: this post title sounded kind of dirty, so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.com, and low and behold, it is something dirty. ha.
Sugar Head: When contact is made with a sugar substance and a penis. This may cause irritation and white heads on the ball sacs.
"Dude, my bitch gave me sugar head and now i'm itchy and have pimples down below!"
