

I'm sitting here thinking about vests. I like vests. I have a nifty brown one from the 70's. But everyone wears them. The suspenders phenomenon is also common -- how come everyone wants to wear fedoras, suspenders, scarfs, and vests? Are we trying to fulfill some fetish for Old school Sherlock?
Next hot accessory? Pipes and Beagles?
note to reader: although I jest, I am strictly against using dogs as accessories. PETA please.