--> when someone twitters: "is totes sleepy & didn't even sleep. major lamzor," to this says "what??!!!!". - lost touch with all neo acronyms
--> feels the rain when them ball bones move in them sockets bones
--> shorter hair; baggier clothes - burns halter tops, bans horizontal stripes
--> squints to read the overhead menu
--> purchases water at the movies
--> carries a real leather, generic wallet - no graphics (including animal patterns)
--> gets mad at teenagers for being so loud; subsequently calls teenagers "disrespectful" and vows to avoid having children in order to preserve unborn children from the horrors of the new teendom.
